vvorldwideweb:

*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*

dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

the-drug-child:

datsenseofhumor:

sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

i ship it

I’d just look at them and blankly say “Yes.” and then AGGRESSIVLY MAKE OUT WITH THEM FOREVER

(Source: kerryswashington)